8 Reasons It is Great That I Have Suddenly Caught a Cold

1. I hear a husky voice is super sexy. Though, apparently coughing right in someone's face is less so.

2. Emily complains that I don't blow my nose enough, so that problem is resolved for a few days.

3. As a follow-up, I always felt that I didn't have enough green shirts.

4. One of my goals for better mental health and focus this year was actually get more sleep, and this headache is arguing that I should work on that today. Another problem solved.

5. Always nice to have a chance to appreciate being healthy. 

6. We needed to justify that bulk purchase of tissues.

7. The best excuse to go full introvert for a bit.

8. I now have proof that 'you can't catch anything' is not fair or accurate.