Ode to My New Sweatpants

I used to think blue jeans were the way,
But my Christmas present has some sway.
Sure, wearing slacks can be considered great,
Though my new clothing is truly first rate.

Back as a teen, they were not considered to be cool,
Now, any hater would be declared a giant fool.
In my old age, leisure clothing is the real king,
I don't think my new love is any kind of fling.

I will wear this clothing any day at home,
Wearing them turns my house into a pleasure dome,
There is no reason to waste your time with long rants,
The simple fact is I absolutely love my new sweat pants.