Things That 'Terror Night' Taught Me. . .

Credible and renowned actors from the '20s star in films titled 'Lancelot of the Lake', 'Jungle Heat' and 'El Gaucho.'

Mansions that have been abandoned for several years by 1920's Celebrities are watched over by security guards. Though, they don't necessarily catch intruders.

Having your head severed from your body does not stop you from screaming.

'80s Bikers sound a lot like surfers.

Said '80s bikers tend to not notice large mansions until mentioned on the radio.

Don't lock your doors because it'll trap you in your house when undead '20's Actors want to kiss you to death.

Undead '20s Actors always forget there is a 3rd person in the house after being ready for the first 2.

Cake is the comfort food after 4 of your friends get murdered.

Hobos win Oscars.

Oscars make great ash trays despite being trophies rather then trays.

Wearing a white hat is great for keeping hidden at night time.

Police men who are on survelliance will allow killers who are walking dogs to sneak into homes.

Detectives are very concerned about how quickly two people move in together rather then murder cases.

In order to live forever, you need to say that you want to.

If you're a complete stranger but want to hang out with a group of people then make sure your name is Chip.

This movie will never have a special edition.